Classy as Fuck

if i see something i haven't seen before i'll throw a dollar at it.
  • People 7173822 miles away: omfg you're so cute how are you single
  • People around me: omfg i didn't know potatoes walked

One of the cruelest things you can do to another person is pretend you care about them more than you really do.

—Douglas Coupland (via lusteens)

(Source: fleshscars, via itaksmz)